Hello. I am Sammy. I am a bunny. Here is something really cool.
There are squirrels in the attic. Millions of them! Here is how I discovered the MYSTERIOUS WHITE squirrel.
I looked in the attic. I saw the squirrels. They had BABIES! I looked. Some were brown. Some were gray. One wasn't any of the colors. It was white and small. I tried to kidnap the squirrel. I dropped it in a sack and bit the small opening so it couldn't get away. I thought about squirrels. Squirrels had their own religion called Squirrelism. I also knew that there are parts of the Bible that involve squirrels were banned. Also, %95 of all robberies, crimes and assaults had something to do with squirrels. Another things is that squirrels are evil. They crawl into your pants and make you scream. I brought it to the local arcade. There was a staircase that led to an empty, upstairs room. I put a sign on the door that said "Squirrelic Church". I invited Betty and Billy to come to the arcade. They followed me upstairs. Betty asked me why I added a Squirrelic Church upstairs. I told her that this was the only Squirrelic Church on Earth.I advertised it. I figured I had to be the priest. I protested Squirrelism and prayed prayers. I made of up Squirrelic songs and sang them. It was great.
